True Love, Part I

I told her I could not live without her love. She told me that I’d have a very short life. I told her I would hold my breath until she loved me. She said I would be holding my breath for a long time. I placed my feet in a bucket of concrete and told her my life was over. She told me to go sleep with the fishes. I threw myself into the ocean and sank to the bottom. She waved as I disappeared into the depths. I have shown her my love is true. I don’t think she’s coming back.

True love stinks.