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Tinker Bell, Neverland War Edition

Saturday night’s all right for a fight! Check out this new piece by our Kraftwerks Division! This is the first of a series for our upcoming Neverland War novella where Tinker Bell lead’s the fairy armies against a bunch of fascist pricks, Pan is the new Child-God of Neverland, and no one ever has to grow old (but they do die)!

Blood, guts, and pixie dust. Artwork by ICP Kraftwerks (c) 2021.

The Circle of Death

Many of my missions end in death. It’s no big deal. I’ve been dead six times now and counting. By the feel of the cold metal barrel resting on the base of my skull, it looks like it might be seven.

I guess it could be worse. I could be married, working a nine to five, and have kids.

No thanks. I’d rather be dead.

Bang!

Don’t shoot! Shoot! Artwork by the unstoppable Adam Archer!

Tree Song

I’ve got a tree growing from my head. (strum, strum, strum!) Why is there a tree growing from my head? (strum, strum, strum!) Please get this tree out of my head. (strum, strum, strum!) It makes my skin itchy. (strum!)

Thank you! I’ll be here all week.

Under the Bed

All done eating turkey? Tired of watching the Twilight Zone Marathon? (Me either! The Twilight Zone never gets old!) Then hop on over and read Under the Bed. Spoiler alert! There is something under the bed.

In American, you eat squid. In Soviet Union, squid eats you.